I am starting this blog to bring some laughter and fun onto my page instead of all this sadness and tragedy! Not sure if this is the place to do that, or if I am doing this right, but what the heck.

I'm starting with corny old joke of the day:

What does the dyslexic agnostic do when he can't sleep?

Lies in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there is a dog!

harhar - oldie but goodie!

OK - someone else's turn!

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Comment by LM Fowler - Admin on November 11, 2010 at 6:17pm
If a Dog Were Your Teacher You Would Learn

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
When it's in your best interest: practice obedience
Stretch before rising
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree
Never pretend to be something you are not
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk

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Comment by LM Fowler - Admin on November 11, 2010 at 6:07pm
"The Fire Dog"
The school bus was taking kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
Comment by Sue & the Crew on November 11, 2010 at 6:05pm
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

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Comment by LM Fowler - Admin on November 11, 2010 at 5:58pm
I don't know what the "We're Sorry" means but it sounds like fun.

Why do dogs run in circles?
Because its hard to run in squares!
Comment by Sue & the Crew on November 11, 2010 at 5:57pm
"Madam, why do you want to get a divorce?"

"My husband treats me like a dog"

"Does he mistreat you? Does he hit you"

"No, he wants me to be faithful to him"
Comment by Elizabeth Gunn on November 11, 2010 at 5:37pm
ok, second time to try to add this comment (stupid computer).
Here's what I just tried to write, more or less......I don't see a blog tab at the top of the site, unless I'm just missing it - so to encourage people to interact and share, I am going to start a game here. Once there are several people following this blog, I am going to make a post that says in it somewhere "MARCO!"...the first person to see it and respond with "POLO!" wins a one year gift subscription to The Bark magazine from me - a great magazine every dog lover and rescuer should get!
Comment by Elizabeth Gunn on November 11, 2010 at 5:26pm
How come it says "We're Sorry" up here when I try to add a comment?

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Comment by LM Fowler - Admin on November 11, 2010 at 2:49pm
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

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