OK, time to have some fun

I am starting this blog to bring some laughter and fun onto my page instead of all this sadness and tragedy! Not sure if this is the place to do that, or if I am doing this right, but what the heck.

I'm starting with corny old joke of the day:

What does the dyslexic agnostic do when he can't sleep?

Lies in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering if there is a dog!

harhar - oldie but goodie!

OK - someone else's turn!

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Comment by Elizabeth Gunn on November 19, 2010 at 11:53pm: Good ones!

Member Since 2010 Comment by Kary on November 19, 2010 at 11:43pm: A woman released a genie from a bottle. In gratitude, he granted her 3 wishes.

"Make me young and beautiful!" she cried. POOF!! She was young and beautiful.

"Make me fabulously wealthy!" POOF! She was richer than Bill Gates.

"For my last wish, make my poodle, Andre, a young handsome man!" POOF! Andre was a drop dead gorgeous man.

He held the woman close and whispered in her ear, "Aren't you sorry that you had me neutered!"

Comment by Sue & the Crew on November 18, 2010 at 7:08pm: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face?"

Admin Comment by LM Fowler - Admin on November 13, 2010 at 5:08pm: Sure...you won!

Comment by Sue & the Crew on November 13, 2010 at 4:58pm: Yay! That was fun.

Comment by Elizabeth Gunn on November 12, 2010 at 6:38pm: of course, I meant prize, not proze...

Comment by Elizabeth Gunn on November 12, 2010 at 6:37pm: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!! Sue and the Crew was fast on the draw and they win a one year subscription to The Bark magazine. Congratulations, Sue! Email your addy to me privately at gunndogs@yahoo.com so I can send it in. Next proze to be offered is an Avid microchip with prepaid registration! Stay tuned!